(author's note: There's almost zero punctuation in this fic. They don't even break it up into scenes. To top it all off, Gohan makes failing grades. Hello! Gohan.. SUPER NERD! I find this all impossible. >.<)
*Vegeta, 18, and 17 come in*
Vegeta: Aww hell. Another fic?
17: Dr. Gero says that last week's fic wasn't up to par. So now we have to do a dialogue one.
18: What an ass.
>Gohan Please Get a good grades
18: [chi-chi] Damn it Gohan! If you bring home one more A- so help me I will beat you unconcious!
>:by: Jenova and Rinoa Sanchez
Vegeta: Also known as the "Final Fantasy Girls".
Meaning this is that last time you'll fantasize about anything. Period.
17: Two fic authors and not a brain cell betwixt them.
>Gohan: my mom always yells at me when I get bad grades
18: [Gohan] She calls me a worthless bastard. Is that wrong?
>Melissa: Well you can try to tell your mom you
tried that's what I do
>Gohan: won't work on my mom she has like x-ray vision if I lie
Vegeta: So she can see your skull as you
17: What has x-ray VISION have to do with lying?
>Melissa: then I don't got any idea's
18: [Melissa] My brain only GOTS one idea at a time
>Miss Mandy: Class you assignment this week is
to write a poem
Vegeta: Someone forgot to take his Ritilin
>Miss Mandy: Joe go get a planning time you
don't interrupt through
Vegeta: What's a planning time?
17: It means you get to plan a new fic. It's how this one was created.
>Class is snickering
>Miss Mandy: Class please settle down, well it can be a poem or a legend,
18: [Cindy] tree car... hmm lets see what other random nouns I can use...
>Miss Mandy: this assignment is due at the end
of the week see you
>Melissa: what are you going to do, Gohan
Vegeta: [Gohan] I don't know, since I'm home schooled by my mother. I'm not even supposed to be in a school until Orange Star
>Gohan: I don't know maybe take a video game
>Melissa: good plan
17: Sure anything's a good plan to a girl who can only come up with ONE idea.
>Gohan: but that is what I might do, what will
>Melissa: My poem you know the one
>Gohan: yeah pretty good, well got to go bye
18: Her poem is probably about lying to your mother
>Melissa: Ok, Bye
>Chi-Chi: a legend how great you can use the legend about our family,
>not including your dad
18: [Chi-chi] Remember, we're not supposed to speak about him again.. ever.
Vegeta: Why are we suddenly with Chi-chi?
18 & 17: *shrug*
>Gohan: I thought of doing this my self it has to be make believe
Vegeta: Yeah, the legend of a monkey boy and dragon balls is too realistic.
>Goku: how about the Sayin Race
17: [Goku] Or the Nam-ick Grand Prix?
>Gohan: yeah but a planet I don't know
>Goku: go talk to Vegeta, he lived there longer then me
Vegeta: Wow.. see I've been mentioned in EVERY fic
we've done so far. I AM important.
18: Shut up. Hey, you know... I'm surprised Goku is so coherent in this fic.
>Gohan: ah I will be going to my room, see ya
17: [Chi-chi] Okay I will be seeing you later then, Gohan.
>Chi-Chi: he never said see ya, where did he get
All: *snicker at the last exchange*
>Gohan: lets see my Final Fantasy 4 game it does
have a legend and
>I remember, heh and he teacher won't know
17: Hey kid, go ahead. You're no Robert Frost. What are you... eight?
>Gohan started to write this:
>Once to be born from a dragon
>Hosting the light and the dark arises high up to the still land
>Veiling the moon with the light of eternity
>It brings another promise to mother earth
>With a bounty of mercy…
>…the moon is now shedding it's light on a new planet…
Vegeta: That's a legend? That was more like an
intro to one.
18: Somehow I thought the "Legend" was going to be about unicorns, Tom Cruise and Tim Curry in a devil costume.
>Chi-Chi: Did you get you legend
>Gohan: yeah, just down well good bye I am going out to train
>Chi-Chi: oh no you don't
17: [Chi-chi] Don't you dare talk to me in a run-on sentence!
>Gohan: what did I do
>Chi-Chi: I don't want you training like you father why not go and help Bulma
Vegeta: Yes that's productive, passing a wrench to Bulma.
>Gohan: MOM YOU DON'T CONTROL MY LIFE
18: [Gohan] I'm eight years old, mom. Why can't you realize that I'm a man now?!!
>Chi-Chi: oh yes I do, when you live under my
roof you go under my rules
>Krillen: hey sorry I stooped
17 & Vegeta: *snicker at the word
18: *angry* So what if he's short?
>bye to ask if Goku can come over to my home,
apartment whatever it is
17: [Krillen] You know, that box in the alley I call home.
>Chi-Chi: no he is battling Vegeta in a neighborhood war
18: [Chi-chi] The one where they throw Ki blasts at the neighbors.
>Krillen: cool I'm there
>Gohan: mom can I go
>Chi-Chi: no go read a dictionary
Vegeta: I think the fic authors should take Chi-chi's advice.
>Gohan: I read it last week
18: [Gohan] Remember mom, I wrote a book review that panned it.
>Miss Mandy: ok Melissa you go
>Melissa: I did a poem
17: I bet if you knock on her head you can hear a hollow sound.
>That darn cat
18: [Melissa] was a movie that was bad as an original and sucked worse when Christina Ricci starred in it.
>Scratching my furniture
>Leaving paw prints on my things
Vegeta: [Melissa] OH, HOW I WISH YOU WOULD STOP TORMENTING ME IN MY DREAMS!!!!
>Miss Mandy: ok, Jake your next
>Jake: BLA BLA BLA
>Miss Mandy: what was that
>Chelsea: he can't speak English
17: Yeah he's from the Nation of Idiots.
>Miss Mandy: now you tell me this, ok next is
>Gohan said his legend
18: [Gohan] That darn cat...
>Miss Mandy: pretty good better then the others I heard
Vegeta: Hell, watching bread grow mold is more exciting than this!
>Gohan: heh, thanks
>Melissa: (I can't believe he did that)
>Gohan: (I can't believe I did that)
All: (we can't believe they said that)
>BELL RINGS KIDS RUN OUT OF THE CLASS
17: They were hoping it was a fire.
>Miss Mandy: that was hell
18: [Miss Mandy] I hate those damn kids.
>Gohan: that was bad
>Melissa: yours was better then my poem
Vegeta: Yoko Ono screaming was better than her poem.
>Gohan: I like darn cat
>Melissa: I know but nobody else likes it
18: I could see Melissa committing suicide over
Vegeta: She'd probably grab a knife and then forget what she was about to do.
>Gohan: ok lets see, who is
>Melissa: every body
>Gohan: how is everybody
>Melissa: I got to go
17: What the...??? What the hell was that all about?
>Gohan: don't forget to stop at Miss Mandy's
>Miss Mandy: here are grades
18: [Miss Mandy] It only took me a moment to decide that you are all failures.
>Gohan: wow I got a perfect grade I higher my
grade from a F
>Melissa: She hates me bye
>Gohan: hey wait
>Chi-Chi: YOU CALL THIS A GOOD GRADE
Vegeta: And we're now thrown violently into the next scene.
>Gohan: yes a F is good
18: If you're from Planet Moron.
Vegeta: Isn't that Where Kakkarot came from?
>Chi-Chi: Tell me how
>Gohan: *walking away* it means fantastic
>Chi-Chi: . . . .
17: *mock enthusiasm* Aww the clever little
Vegeta: He's momma's little liar.
*Dr. Gero appears on a screen*
Dr.Gero: So what did we learn today my little mangos?
18: That two wrongs don't make a writer.
Dr.Gero: That's a bad pun. Bad android!
Vegeta: I learned that idiot mad scientists video tape me in the shower.
17: I learned that if you're supposed to write a poem and you don't want to lie to your mother, copy a poem and lie about your grade anyway!
Dr.Gero: Hmm... interesting. I like it. No leeches for you today 17.
*Gero's face disappears from the screen*
17: Hey! I don't get leeched today!
18 & Vegeta: Shut up.