(Vegeta, 17 and 18 begin to read again)

Vegeta: Yes another fic... *groans*
17: There is no Kami...

>Gokarina

18:It's about the life of the Saiyan Heiress to Russia's throne?
Vegeta: It's about Goku's lifelong dream to become a ballerina!
17: Awww, it's nice to see some dreams really do come true.

>Hello, again. It's me, the nutty Crazygirl.

Vegeta: As opposed to simple shygirl?
18: Prepare for zany-ness

> Beleive me, this is one funky fic

17: [crazygirl] No really you guys, it's gonna be wacky, I promise! *whimpers* please read it!
18: No she means "funky" in that it STINKS!

> I'm warning you ahead of time. Also, I don't own DBZ, though I wish that I
> did. This is sort of a SM/DBZ crossover,

Vegeta: Sado Masochism AND dbz! This must be good.
17: Doesn't our show already contain sex and violence?

> bit I don't wanna stick it on crossovers because there's not much Sailor
>Moon.Ok, there's a lot of ooc in this too, so don't flame because of that.
>Please... review! Get it? Got it? Good! Anyways, onwards and
>unpwards to the fic!

18: I get the feeling it's more like "crash and burn"

>One day, for some odd reason, Goku was sitting in a bush.

Vegeta: I hope he's not doing what I think he's doing.
17: [Goku] But the toilet is broken....

>He wasn't really doing anything special,

18: just the normal fare of crap... nothing to get excited about.

>just sitting.He was bored, so he decided to look at the people outside to see if
>they could see him. He peeked out, but saw nothing. He kept looking,
>and soon a fat lady with a small poodle walked by. (She has nothing to
>do with the story, I just wanted to put a fat person in here.^_^)

Vegeta: nothing like making fun of the overweight...
17: Nevermind that she might have highblood pressure or heart problems
18: This is disgusting

> "Ha! She didn't even see me!" Goku said excitedly to himself. (I know...
>that means Goku's talking to himself.) Suddenly, a blond
> haired girl with long hair put up in little meatball-like circles with the
> rest of the hair hanging down walked by.

18: [crazygirl] did I forget to mention she had hair?
17: Good one on the redundancy, 18. Heh.

>She looked around nervously and pulled out what appeared to be a pen
>with a red crystal at the end.

>"Disguise Power!" shouted the girl. "Change me into a McDonals
>employee!" (I'm sorry, I couldn't think of anything else for her to want to be,

Vegeta: [crazygirl] because, doesn't everyone want to become a Mickey Dee's employee?

> so you'll have to live with a McDonalds employee.)

18: we do? Ugh! But they're all greasy!

> And much to Goku's surprise, (I guess he doesn't watch Sailor Moon ^_^)

17: Him being a cartoon and all would suggest this...

>she turned into a (ta da!) McDonald's employee. "Yeah! Now I can
>convince Darien that I have

Vegeta: No brain?
18: [Serena] ..the ability to cook cheap greasy food with no flavor!

>a job!" shouted the girl, now in a McDonalds outfit, jumping up and down
>excitedly and shoving the disguise pen in her pocket. As she turned to
>run, the transformation pen slipped out of her pocket, landing with a small
>thud on the ground. The girl never seemed to notice, for she ran off,
>obviously searching for 'Darien'.

17:Because who wouldn't be proud enough of working in a third rate fast-food joint to show their boyfriend?

>"Wow! That looks pretty!" exclaimed Goku,

Vegeta: and THIS guy is the hero... *sigh*

> jumping out of the bush as soon as the girl was out of sight. He looked
>around, and when he saw that no one was around, he picked up
>the pen. "Ok, now lets have some fun!" he exclaimed holding the pen

18: [Goku] I'm waiting for Bill Cosby to come back on tv and to draw "Picture Pages" with him!
Vegeta: Everything is a party to Kakarrot

> in the air. (Heh, it doesn't take much brain to tell what he's gonna do next!)

17: and it obviously took none to write this fic...

> "Disguise power! Change me into a ...." he stopped for a moment, think
>on what to be. Suddenly, it struck him. (Oh no, here it comes! )

18: [Goku] Wait a minute... I think I do want to destroy the Earth!

> "Change me into a hot babe!" he shouted happily.

Vegeta: [Goku] I've always wanted to be one and now I don't have to get that operation like Chi-chi was saying!!
18: No, it proves that the fic writer has no morals and is Satan.

>In a flash of light, he appeared, as a hot babe, with long black hair,
>a short black mini skirt, and a tight black belly shirt.

17: and boobs the size of casaba melons
18: *to 17*Whose side are you on?

> "Ohhh... it works!" he shouted happily.

Vegeta: Now Chi-chi will be able to fufill her lesbian desires.
18: what the hell...?
17: Vegeta, have you told Bulma about your fantasies?
Vegeta: Shut up, bag-o-bolts!

>Suddenly, for no reason, Vegeta comes by. Hey, Vegeta's a guy,
>so he noticed Goku, who was now a babe, and walked up to him/her.
>(I'm just gonna start calling Goku a her.) "Hey babe!" he said, flirting
>with Goku. "What's your name?"

Vegeta: This is the sickest piece of crap I've ever read!!! Please make it stop!
18: Gee Vegeta, I didn't know you swung that way.

>"Umm.. err.." Goku stammered, then changed his voice into a very
>girly squeal," Gokarina!"

17: [Goku]Doesn't my name sound similar to your enemies?
Vegeta: *mumbling* I love Bulma...Bulma... I love Bulma.. no men, just Bulma..
18: this better not be some sick and twisted Yaoi fic.

>"Ohh..." nodding to say that he understood.Gokarina, huh? What
>kind of name is that?" asked Vegeta, edging near 'Gokarina'.

18: [Goku] It's Italian for 'transvestite whore'
17: why do I feel that someone is ripping off a Bugs Bunny-Elmer Fudd sketch?

>"Well,"started 'Gokarina' in 'her' squeaky voice,"a pretty one!"

18: [Goku] Did I forget to tell you that it's duck season?

>"Yea, I do beleive it is!" exclaimed Vegeta, still edging even more
> towards 'Gokarina'. "Well, I'm gonna go train, so can you meet me
>here tomorrow at 6:00pm?"

18: Gee Vegeta, I didn't know you were such a cheating bastard.
Vegeta: I'll kill Crazygirl if I ever find her...
17: With fics as bad as this, I doubt she'll show her face again.

>"Yeah!" squealed 'Gokarina' 'she' said as 'she' happily skipped down
>the street and into his house. Oddly, as soon as he steeped into his
>house he changed back. "Whew! Just in time!"

18: And so convienently, too..

>"Hello, Goku!" exclaimed Chi-Chi, "Dinner's ready, so dig in!"

17: [chi-chi] Oh, and Goku? Don't turn into a woman again.

>"Yeah, food!" shouted Goku, dashing towards the table and immediatly

Vegeta: turning into a woman...

>devouring all the food on it.

>"Goku!" shouted Chi-Chi, "Don't you think Gohan's hungry?!" she asked
>, pulling out a frying pan and preparing to smack him with it.

17: PMS
18: wow.. someone needs to take anger management courses.

>"Chi-Chi, no!" he shouted, cowering down," there's plenty of food
>left!" he said, glancing towards the table. Seeing that they're was no
> food at all left on there got an extremely large sweatdrop.

18: now WHO got a sweatdrop?
Vegeta: She said the food, I think.

>Chi-Chi growled and smacked Goku with the frying pan. "Now
>what's Gohan going to eat?!?"
>"Food!"

17: It's hard to believe that Goku is a member of Mensa.

>Chi-Chi growled and prepared to smack him yet again. "Well...yes...
>he would eat food...if there was any left!" she shouted right in his ear.
>"Did you seem to forget thathe needs food too?!?"

18: Food has needs too!! You cruel bastard!

>Goku whined and slid off the chair,"I think I'll just go to sleep..."
Vegeta: [Goku] Anything to forget my horrible, cruel wife...

>he said, creeping up the stairs backwards. He did alright for a few steps,
>then he fell on his butt.

17: [Goku] Excuse me, butt.
18: I guess it's this fics' poor attmpt at slapstick.

>"Just go!!!" shouted Chi-Chi,

Vegeta: [Goku] But I just went in the bush this morning!

>making Goku scramble up the stairs. He stumbled into his room and fell

17: ...on his butt...

>into bed.
>"Gee, I hope I didn't wake up Gohan!" said Goku quietly. (Darn,
>I guess Goku's talkin' to himself again!) He soon drifted off to sleep.
>
>*~The next day, at 12:37~*
>
>The next evening Goku stumbled down the stairs and sat down beside
>Gohan at the dinner table. Chi-Chi was cooking dinner, since breakfast
>was already past, and Gohan was of course absorbed into a book.Goku
>decided to try to strike up a conversation.

18: [goku] Gohan, I had this wonderful dream last night, where I turned into a girl and tried to seduce Vegeta!
17:[gohan] Dad... Please stop!
18: [goku] and you were there... and Chi-Chi!
17 [ghoan] Dad noooooo!

>"Hey Gohan, whatcha reading?" he asked happily. Gohan looked up.

17: [gohan] None of your business... DAD!

>"I'm reading a Harvard (I don't think I spelled that right, but oh
>well) Math book." he said, looking back down.
>Goku of course didn't understand. "Huh?" A few minutes later, Chi-Chi
>came in carrying dinner, which was fish.
>"Oh yeah, fish! I love fish!" exclaimed Goku happily, hugging himself.
> "I love fish, and fish loves me!"

Vegeta: and hints of beastiality fill the air.

>"Well, you can't have any fish!" said Chi-Chi,

18: [chi-chi] NO fish fo' you!

>placing her hand over Goku's eyes so he couldn't see the food.

Vegeta: Chi-chi knows that if you blindfold a dumb-ass, they instantly fall asleep.

>"Yesterday Gohan couldn't have any supper so now you can't have any dinner."
> she said smugly. Goku immediatly tried the sad puppy eyes on Chi-Chi.
>"Nope, buster, it's not gonna work, not no way, not no how!"

18: [Chi-Chi] now go put those puppy eyes back in the dog.

>"But mom, can't dad have any?" asked Gohan, shutting his book.

17: Yes, I'm sure Gohan would rather starve another day and give his gluttonous father another meal.

>"No!" she shouted.

18: [chi-chi] I curse the day my womb was scarred by your presence!

>"Ooooohhh!" whined Goku, crawling back up the stairs and falling
>back into his bed. "I'll just sleep 'till six!" he said happily, setting his
>alarm clock for six. He soon dozed off....

Vegeta: [goku] I gotta wake up early for my date with the Almighty Saiyan Prince! I am also increadibly weaker than him!
17: Vegeta...

>*~6:00pm. same day~*
>"Briiiinng! Brrriiiinnnng!" went the alarm. Goku reached over and
>turned it off.
>"Well," he said happily,

18: Because what man DOESN'T love wearing pantyhose?

> "It's time for Gokarina to meet Vegeta!"

17: Here's the delightful scene where he puts on make-up. Reminds me of such films as Tootsie, Mrs.Doubtfire, To Wong Foo, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Rocky Horror Picture Show...
18: *to Vegeta* He scares me a LOT sometimes.

>he said, smiling. "Disguise power! Change me into the babe that I was
>yesterday!"

Vegeta: The scary thing is that Kakarrot keeps referring to himself as a babe.

>In a flash, he was that babe that he was the day before, formerly known
>as 'Gokarina'. 'Gokarina' ran down the street and met Vegeta
>exactly where they had been the day before. (Sorry, I'm too tired to
>make up where they were ^_^\/)

17: *to crazygirl* it's okay, no one reads your fic anyway or even remotely cares.

>"Hey babe! Umm...you goin' out with anyone?" he asked abruptly, and
>Goku got a sweatdrop.

Vegeta: *flatly*This scene is funny for so many reasons.

>"Yes!" 'she' squealed, "the wonderful, handsome, strong Goku! He
>is such a hunk!" 'she' said.

18: Y'know he IS nougat and covered in peanuts.
17: *to 18*What?
18: Hunk. It's a candybar..
17: Uh-huh.
18: Shuddup.

>"But Goku's married to Chi-Chi!" whined Vegeta.

17: [Vegeta] And I wanted Goku to myself!
Vegeta: *to 17* You better be kidding about that!!!

>"Oh, he is?" asked 'Gokarina', pretending to not know. "Well, I'll
>see you later!" 'she' said, walking into a store.

18: [goku] Seeing as I think the fic author has run this Girl Goku train into the ground.

>(Okay...now I guess they're in a mall or something!) "Whew, that was
>close!" said Goku,

Vegeta: [goku] I thought they were going to add somthing substantial to the plot a minute ago there.

>changing back and walking out of the store again.As soon as he walked out
>he was tackled by

17: A raging mob of American DBZ fans screaming "We love you Goku, oh yes we doooo!"

>Vegeta.
>"Back off Gokarina, ya here? She's my babe, besides, you're
>already married!" shouted Vegeta, while accidently spitting on him in his fury.

17: [Vegeta] I love Gokarina's hairy legs and overly muscular body!
Vegeta: This is the LAST WARNING, android!

>"Oh, yeah, I dump her then." said Goku, walking back into the store.
>"Hee hee...he doesn't know!" he said, transforming back into 'Gokarina'.
>He then walked out.

18: [goku] Now let's see if he figures it out after 50 more times!

>"Hey Gokarina!" shouted Vegeta, running up to 'her'. "Wanna date me,
>he dumped you!"

18: Vegeta- Master of words.

>"Well..." said 'Gokarina'.
>"Vegeta didn't wait, he jumped up and kissed Gokarina.

Vegeta: Another jab at my height!!!
17: What disturbs me is that you're not offended my the Goku-kissing comment.

> But at the moment he kissed 'Gokarina', 'she' turned back into Goku.
>"Ahhhh!" shouted Vegeta, running away.

Vegeta: If I kissed someone and they turned into Kakarrot I wouldn't run. I'd kick their inferior ass.

>*~The End~*
>How was it? I know it was crappy, but I'm too tired to write, so what
>can you expect? I mean, school drains a lot out of you. So, please review,
>even though there is a lot of ooc.

18: which begs the question, Why'd she even post the damn thing!

*Gero's ugly face appears on a screen*
Dr.Gero: What did we learn in today's torture, my lovely bunch o' coconuts?
17: Sometimes people will post anything on the internet?
Vegeta: Crazygirl is the spawn of Satan?
18: Never read a fic that claims to be overly "wacky" in the begining paragraphs?
Dr.Gero: Good little chipmunks! I've decided not to put arsenic in your kibble for dinner!
*Gero dissapears*
Vegeta: You know, I think I was much more interested in following the story of Sailor McDonalds and her boyfriend.