cute japanese boy on the bus
by: Samantha

Cute japanese boy on the bus (yeah)
Cute japanese boy I got a crush (uh-huh)
On youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Oh, it's true!

Isn't it strange
How I stare
And your dark brown eyes
And your dark black hair
And even though
You've got acne
I know that if I came close
You'd smack me.

[chorus]

You've got glasses
and an accent
I've been stalking you
And I don't talk sense.
I saw you helping out a girl
I was about to tackle her.

[chorus]

I don't want those other men
you will be my bishounen
damn it all
damn it all
You're cute!
 
 

ode to blinkey
by: Nikki and Sam

Blinkey oh Blinkey, you only have one eye!
Tra la la la la...
(Man this doesn't ryhme.)
Blinkey the evil guy!
Tra la la la la!

Oh Blinkey! His depth perseption is less than the average man!
Tra la la la la!

Blinkey cannot see in three dimensional space!!
Blinkey!! ooooh Blinkey!
 
 

orlando bloom song
by: Sam

Orlando Bloom... why do people like you?
You were cute as an elf, you had long hair too
Legolas is more handsome than two
Oooooooooooorlando Blooms

Why oh why were you chosen?
Eyes so cold I'm frozen.
Paralyzed with fear
Of Legolas with a leer.

[chorus]

I'm not falling for
the cute blond elf-man anymore.
Elf ears are quite sexy.
Without them Orli is vexing.

[chorus]

Everyone may drool
Over Orlando Bloom.
He may have nice looks
But leave me with my books.

Ooooorlando Bloom.
 
 

Josh
written by:Sam and Saffy

josh josh josh josh
you're in love with Brian
josh josh josh josh
and we know you're Lyin'
josh josh josh josh
then you say you don't
josh josh josh josh
but someday you'll choke

[chorus]
Cause we know that you've been lyin'
But still you keep on tryin'
We know that you're an ass
That's why we let you pass

josh josh josh josh,
you hate sam,
josh josh josh josh,
you think she's a secret agent man,
josh josh josh josh,
you think she's with the CIA, but
josh josh josh josh,
she'll shoot you some day

[insert chorus]

josh josh josh josh,
he's in love with brian,
josh josh josh josh,
he says ''no'', but he is lyin,
josh josh josh josh,
he knows he wants to screw him,
josh josh josh josh,
you know we see right through him

[insert chorus]

josh josh josh josh,
you think sapphy's scary...
josh josh josh josh,
she just acts too merry...
josh josh josh josh,
you wish to kill that girl,
josh josh josh josh,
she makes you want to hurl

[insert chorus]

josh josh josh josh,
you say whitney charms you (?),
josh josh josh josh,
you dont know, she wants to harm you,
josh josh josh josh,
she doesnt think you're neat,
josh josh josh josh,
she thinks you're a big freak