(Hi again! this one was given to me by my special little bud, Trista. She hates this thing that some guy wrote for her, so here it is! This one's for you, "GokuMyLove"!)

*Vegeta, 18, and 17 enter and begin to read*
Vegeta: Dr. Psycho is giving us another "treatment".
17: Well this one is SUPPOSED to be readable.
18: At least we hope so.

>by: Kakkarot078

Vegeta: There's more than one Kakarrot?!
17: Apparently at least 78.

>~ The Androids had arrived a while ago. But now a one had caught the
>young Saiyan, Trista's, eye.

18: Woah, Trista shouldn't throw her eyes around too much.

>He was tall and thin with black hair. She saw him fighting and killing.

Vegeta: Without eyes??
17: Vegeta, that doesn't work, because he might've just caught one eye. Not both.
Vegeta: Go to hell!

>She wanted to run from her hiding spot in the bushes and help him. But
>he might attack her. ~
>I wish I could go out there…

18: [Trista] I love to kill people for no reason in particular!

>~ She suddenly saw a green creature attacking him. He fought good…
>for awhile. She then saw a sight that horrified her. The android was
>being sucked into the green creatures tail. ~

Vegeta: [author] Slowly sucking... then porn music began to play....
17 & 18: Gross!!

>"NO!" She sobbed.

18: [Trista] He was holding my good eye!! *sob*

>~ She ran out into the dirt field and grabbed the creatures tail, resisting it
>to pull the android in any further. ~
>"LET GO!" It yelled.

17: *to fic characters* Hey you guys, there's enough of me to go around *wink*
18: 17, you're an idiot.
17: At least I'm not Vegeta or 16...
Vegeta: .... HEY!!!

>~ She panicked and ripped the creatures tail off. He pushed her down and
>sent multiple ki blasts at her. By the time he was finished with her,
> the android had struggled out and kicked the creatures head off. He
>looked down at Ichidou. ~

All: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Vegeta: We should've known better than to trust Dr.Gero to send us a coherent fic!
17: The fic has taken the football and run out of the stadium at this point.

>"Hmph. Silly girl."

18: Who said that?

>~ She looked up at him crying. ~

18: [Trista] Please don't cry Mr.Android.
Vegeta: I think the girl is crying...
18: Gah! It's a joke.
Vegeta: A bad one.

>Hmph… She did save me though…

17: [17] So I guess I will sleep with her.

>~ He picked her up and looked at her. She put her head up against his
>chest;

18: [Trista] Tinman, you haven't any heart!

> this was the first time and maybe the last, she would be this close to him…

Vegeta: [author] His bodily funk was starting to overcome her senses.

> and she wasn't gonna waste it. He looked down at her curiously not
>knowing what to do. ~

17: [17] What is love? Baby, don't hurt me... don't hurt me no more.
Others: *GROAN*

>"What's your name?" She asked.
>"Juhannagou…"

18: Woah... that's an abuse of a very good alphabet.
Vegeta: Japanese Romanji is not Kakarrot078's forte.

>~ She closed her eyes in pain and nodded, still enjoying being close to him.

17: [author] Did I mention that she enjoyed being near him? No? Well let me mention it, just in case!

>He started to get very confused, knowing he could kill her in an instant,
>yet, refusing too. ~

18: [author] Realizing that he would get her brains all over his clean little red neckerchief.

>That's the first time anyone has risked themselves for me…

Vegeta: [17] It was kind of annoying....

>~17 held the frail shaking girl in his arms.

17: I doubt anyone who can rip Cell's tail out is frail.
Vegeta: Heh. I hear you. That's like calling 18 a delicate flower.
18: Watch it, monkey.

> He glanced at Cell's dead body lying in the dirt, then back at the young
>saiyan who saved him ~

18: [17] Hmmm, I wonder if one of Cell's cells will regenerate and create a new Cell? Naaaaah!

>"Please don't hurt me..." She cried meekly "I know you can… badly…"

Vegeta: Jeez, now she's just inviting a beating.

>~17 shook his head. He didn't know what was going on. He had a feeling
>come over him that he hadn't felt before.

18: It's called nasea.

>It wasn't of pain or hate; the only things he had felt before. He became
>angry, not knowing what to do.

17: Heh. All of a sudden he's turning into Frankenstein's monster! *roars like the monster*

>His eyes glared down at the girl with tears streaming down his cheeks.
>Finally, he came to a desion; he lifted her head and gently kissed her
>warm lips. ~

Vegeta: He doesn't know about feelings, but he knows what a kiss is?!

>~ She winced enjoying the kiss but the pain surged through her. ~

17: Wow my kisses are powerful!

>"Please help me…"

18: [Trista] I can't breathe... You're covering my mouth and nose.

>~ He carried her carefully to the van and set her on the backseat and

Vegeta: Porn music begins to play.
18: *to Vegeta* What's with you and porn?
Vegeta: I haven't had conjugal visits with Bulma in a while.
18: Yuck. Sorry I asked.

>covered her with an old blanket. She pulled it close to her. He closed the
>door and got into the driver's seat and began to drive.

17: [17] The hell with my sister and 16, I got me a Saiyan chick.

>He drove as fast as he could searching for a hospital, a vet, anything.

18: A VET?! This proves 17 is an idiot.

>Soon he came to a hospital. He sighed in relief and ran in carrying Trista. ~

Vegeta: [17] I could have flown, but I felt like taking the scenic route.

>~ A doctor walked over to him caouisly recognizing the destructive android. ~

17: [doctor] Please leave, I've soiled myself already.

>"May-may I help you?"
>~ Shoved Trista into the doctor's arms. ~

18: I bet you can hear his bones snap as his arms break.

>"Help her." He said.
>~ The doctor took her in. A few hours later she came out with a few
>bandages. ~

Vegeta: Because nothing fixes a broken body like a few bandages...

>"The injuries were minor." The doctor said.

17: [trista] Like hell they were!

>~ She walked up to 17. She looked up at him. ~

18: [Trista] Kill me, please.

>"You saved my life…"
>"You saved mine, first."
>THE END

Vegeta: What the hell? It's over? What about Cell? What about 18 and 16?
17: Vegeta, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

*Dr.Gero appears*

Dr.Gero: Hello my little freaks.
18: Well, hello you psychotic bastard.
Dr.Gero: Did that fic hurt you?
Vegeta: HA! That fic was too easy! All it had was some inconsistancies... that's all!
Dr.Gero: Too easy, eh?
17: Vegeta, shut up.
Vegeta: VERY easy.
Dr.Gero: hmm... just for that I'm sending you another today.
Vegeta: Eh....
17 & 18: Idiot.