(Author's comments: Wow... I didn't know fics this bad were possible. I TRIED to make it a little easier to read.)
*Vegeta, 17, & 18 enter*

17: *sigh* another fic.
Vegeta: As long as there are idiots in this world, there will be bad fics.
18: Shut up and read, you two.

>Vegeta go's SSJ
>Author: angel

17: And yet somehow I still get the feeling that this was sent from hell.
18: Could've been a "Hell's Angel".

>Be nice this is my first fanfic

Vegeta: This is the first things she's written... ever.

>"what do you want women!" cried vegeta as bulma walked in

17: [Vegeta] Can't you see I'm in emotional pain right now?

>"I WAS going to till ou lunch was ready ou big pain in the ass!"
>screamed Bulma as she trew a wrench at him

18: No wonder her cooking stinks! She uses a wrench!

>*smack* "dame women that hurt!" said vegeta as he powerd up "I should
>blow you to hell and back!"
>*sigh* I am soo scared.._" said Bulma sarcasticly "ooo big bad saiyn-jin's
>going to blast me with a ki ball ooo.."

Vegeta: If I were her, I wouldn't taunt me.

>"will you stop that you b****!" said vegeta with his rage at the boiling point

17: When isn't it?

>"Bulma...Bulma...BULMA!!!!!!!"scream Mrs.Breifs "Why don't you just tell
>him you have been training and realy came out to fight!!.."

All: HUH?

>*Scream*"Mom it was G-O-I-N-G to be a SUPRISE!!!!" screamed the
>very irritated Bulma at the top of her lungs

18: Bulma was planning to burst out of a cake and sing the birthday song like Marilyn Monroe while fighting him.

>bulma floted slowly to the top of the room were vegeta was.

Vegeta: Are you kidding me? The woman complains if she can't find her make-up. I doubt she can face the pain.

>"What your not a fighter master roshi or what ever the hell his name is has
>not trained you!?!" said a extramly stuned vegeta

17: He was stunned because he remembered Master Roshi's name.

>"O vege_Chan.." siad Bulma in a childish tone

18: [Bulma] Don'cha wanna pway with Buwma-chan?
Vegeta: That's the sickest thing I've ever heard you say, android.
17: Please don't do that again, 18.
18: Aright already! I get the point!

>"hay only one other person in the universe has ever lived after calling
>me that..damed Kakorrot.." thought vegeta

17: What kind of relationship does he have with Goku?!

>"why must you be so thick

18: [Bulma] And meaty and juicy and be medium rare...
*Vegeta and 17 scoot away from 18*
18: I don't care!

>you can not seriosly tell me that at night you could not fell a strong Ki that
>you could not idintify..." said bulma this time more seriosly
>"I u what the F*** Hai..." siad vegeta in a very very inraged tone

Vegeta: These fics never portray my true quick-witted self.
17: Well, art imitates life.
Vegeta: Shut up.... damn android...

> he powerd up fully and threw up his ki sheild

18: Unfortunately, the shield fell on Bulma and instantly crushed her.

>at the same time bulma did too
>"ahh so you are hidding your strength...

17: [Vegeta]*Speed Racer voice* Sooo Bulma, you think that by hiding your strength you can somehow trick me by keeping your strength hidden!

>o wait i..i know that Ki.. thats the ki of..

Vegeta: Kakarrot!!!!
18: Piccolo?

>Thats the Ki of...

17: a small pony?

>...FREEZA!!! said a horrifid vegeta My Kami, i should have known that was you

Vegeta: I knew it was that transvestite bastard all along!
17: *sarcasticly* Yeah right, and I was in Cabaret for two seasons.

18: You were?
17: I was the "Master of Ceremony". I needed the money damnit!
Vegeta: Well, "Money, money, money makes the world go 'round"!
17: Shut up!!!

> hovering hiding your true idinty
>whaching my every move.. I thought i was just mee but.."

18: [Vegeta] I could smell your Chanel No. 5 a mile away. Bulma smells of auto parts.

>Freeza unmorphed into his normal ugly self
>"hahaha I have that whole family and your Mate in ther all under grade.. o
>ya bulma is having a kid... and that strong lavender haired
> man that you know is your son from the futuer but thats along story

Vegeta: *cough*backstory*cough*

> and anther episode.." said a very amused Freeza "his real name is Trunks

17: [Freeza] She was going to name him Mr.Snuffalufagus, but decided against it.

>but its a shame to know that Bukma and your child are both going to die
>today along with you and that who mess of puny humans.."

Vegeta: [Freeza] It's a shame because I wanted to show you an amusing card trick I just learned. Oh well.

>"How did you kn..know.." said a very very angry vegeta who also is hiding
>3/4's of his real power and 2/4's of that he does not even know
>he has and is hiding

18: She can do basic fractions but not write a fic?

>"O about that matter..I felt yals KI..ha.."said Freeza in an amoused tone

17: Freeza has a MICE voice. RODEN'T you say?

> " but every bosy else just thought you were training realy hard i
>know what you were doing because i just know

Vegeta: I am the almighty Vegeta... and I just know.

> plus u ya know bulma is starting to show and i am an expert at ess droping
>so i know about that futer trunks and present time trunks.."

17: So about one-half of this fic needn't be written!

>vegeta could take it no longer and was at the breaking point when Freeza said..

18: [Freeza] Are you at the breaking point, Vegeta?

>"and you are going to watch them Die in ooo 30 seconds.."

Vegeta: That's die with a capital Dead!

>vegeta could take it no longer him his mate her family and the whole
>wrold die..

17: But y'know that would also mean no more bad fics...

>"I Do Not think so.." said vegeta his voice full of rage and amusment

18: Talk about bi-polar.

>vegeta let lose all his power

17: But it turned out to be just gas.

>"aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
>screamed vegeta as he began to acend to SSJ unknowingly
>"uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........hu.....hu"
>breathed vegeta

Vegeta: "Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo", went Freeza.

>then to vegeta and freeza's amazment, vegeta began to glow bright
>gold *swish* vegeta went SSJ.

18: [Freeza] Oh Vegeta with your gold hair so bright.. won't you help destroy earth tonight?

>"That feels beter.." said a very happy vegeta
>all thet freeza got out befor he was final flashed and big bang out of
>earths atmospere was......."Dear Kami...............!!!"

17: Even thought he wasn't a resident of Earth, Freeza often prayed to it's Kami.

> 1 hour later
>"you killed Freeza?" said Goko

18: Try the new and improved GOKO! Like Goku, but without the annoying 'U'!

>and the others at the same time
>"not realy just kind nocked him clean off of earth." said vegeta

Vegeta: Like the real me would have hesitated to kill him then and there...

>"oooooooooo thats cool" said every bod at once

18: Appaaarently every "bod" is an idiot.

>~~~~*******************~~~
>Vegeta explaned about the new son to be mother

17: Woah! Trunks is gonna be a mother!

> and that whole event well almost not all the details Hee Hee!!!!!

Vegeta: It seems the Pillsbury Doughboy wrote this fic.

>~~~******************~~~
>*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *zap* *bang*

18: Further proof that the children are all insane.

>Hustane we lost are Satlite..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: *groan*

>"ddame beeping. Dame Vegeta.. Dame mars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"said a very
>anoyed Freeza as he was stuck in the orbit of Mars.
>The End

17: "The End"! The two most beautiful words in the English language.

>I do not own dbz and and none of the characters so please do not sue.

18: There must be a rule somewhere that fics can only be written by people who know HOW to WRITE!
Vegeta: This is further proof that I'm the most popular person ever created.
17: No, it proves you're popular among morons.

(Yes, Vegeta is my favorite character ^.^)